Karate moves..

I ve always said me bro is a devil behind all his sweet innocent smiles.. and i still hang on to the statement.
Like that time when i was awed by my bros super image as a fighter.. and was keen on him teaching me a few defences.. And he promised to show me some cool karate moves..

He threw his arms around.. kicked a few times in the air.. and said these were the basic moves.

The most important one is...
Stand facing your opponent.
Take the first bow.. and when your opponent bows..
Run for your life.. before he straightens up.

When I bugged him for something seriously.. he said he will show me a manoeuvre which involved blinding the opponent temporarily. The enthusiastic thing tht i was went forward totally for the new move.
Me bro caught hold of my shoulders.. I closed my eyes for the fear of really getting pokes in my eyes or somtething.. and the next thing i knew was i was lying on the ground there all covered in dirt, flapping my arms around like a duck..
Open my eyes i find no one around.. I called out to me bro..
I was met with silence....

I walked insie.. all dejected and hurt and seething with anger....
and it dint help one bit to find me bro sitting at the kitchen table having hot tea and laughing away with my aunt...

Huh...!!!!
But thats how i learnt the sweeping the opponents feet off the ground move by putting your leg behind his and pulling.
And no hats off to me Bro..